Monday, June 15, 2009

Hey! Hey! It's the Donkeys!

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street

Sunday, April 12, 2009

There's an app for that

is it me, or are people getting stupider with these apps?
what's next? an app for taking a dump? an app for wiping your ass? an app for sucking your balls?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Wetsand at it again

the south swell overhyping begins. from
"Saturday the 14th into Sunday the 15th we may see some southern hemi from those systems mentioned in the synopsis coming out of the Southern Ocean. If the 72h+ models have it right today, then we're looking at chest+ surf on the 14th for south facing breaks, but then possibly head high to two feet overhead on the 15th"

2' overhead? BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wetsand....PLEASE STOP!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Why isn't someone tossin' salads?

"About two years ago, Citi's market value was above $270 billion. Today its market cap is a little over $5.4 billion."

How can a company be nearly completely destroyed and no one is held accountable and/or thrown in jail? It can't be that 80% of their market cap at the peak was bad home loans. Where do I sign up for that job to trash a company and leave scott free!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Greatest thing ever invented

al pastor tacos.

just love the combination of achiote and pineapple. YUM YUM YUM!

Today's funnies

comments on today's Whiskey Militia sale of a Rusty Desert Island for $435

Rating for this product: 4

"8'6" Rusty DI

By: floridasoulsurfer (1)
February 2, 2008

This type and size of board is for the 200 lb. plus intermediate to advanced level surfer, and for waist to overhead semi-glass to glassy conditions. It can take the chop and punch through mushy shoulders better than most "big guy" boards. There is low to moderate rocker and "v". This is more of a gun than a rail to rail board, and is great for getting you in the right spot on those offshore days when others struggle with the takeoff. My other board is a 8' CI M13 with a rounded pin, heavy rocker and v with a pulled in tail, which is great for any conditions, but not for the type of waves the Rusty was made for, so a great compliment to the quiver. The Rusty is heavier and has a wider squash tail. I Caught several barrels today, in waist high, glassy offshore conditions. Waves were super fast, and many fun shaped and long boards couldn't make it into the critical sections, as they have trouble with the angle take off and steeper drop, along with the off shore winds pushing their big foam sails back. A great price on this baord, plus you save the taxes, unless you live in this state."

1) an 8'6" pig ass board is good for an advance surfer?
2) caught several barrels?

Barrels? In FL on a giant funboard? BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

guy is the biggest Donkey in the world!