Monday, June 15, 2009

Hey! Hey! It's the Donkeys!

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street



Sunday, April 12, 2009

There's an app for that

is it me, or are people getting stupider with these apps?
what's next? an app for taking a dump? an app for wiping your ass? an app for sucking your balls?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Wetsand at it again

the south swell overhyping begins. from wetsand.com
"Saturday the 14th into Sunday the 15th we may see some southern hemi from those systems mentioned in the synopsis coming out of the Southern Ocean. If the 72h+ models have it right today, then we're looking at chest+ surf on the 14th for south facing breaks, but then possibly head high to two feet overhead on the 15th"
http://swellwatch.wetsand.com/#place=33.715201644740844_-119.575195_7_1422_height_none_Sat_-1

2' overhead? BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wetsand....PLEASE STOP!
thanks

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Why isn't someone tossin' salads?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Citigroup-shares-tumble-below-rb-14554520.html

"About two years ago, Citi's market value was above $270 billion. Today its market cap is a little over $5.4 billion."

How can a company be nearly completely destroyed and no one is held accountable and/or thrown in jail? It can't be that 80% of their market cap at the peak was bad home loans. Where do I sign up for that job to trash a company and leave scott free!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Greatest thing ever invented

al pastor tacos.


just love the combination of achiote and pineapple. YUM YUM YUM!

Today's funnies

comments on today's Whiskey Militia sale of a Rusty Desert Island for $435


Rating for this product: 4

"8'6" Rusty DI

By: floridasoulsurfer (1)
February 2, 2008

This type and size of board is for the 200 lb. plus intermediate to advanced level surfer, and for waist to overhead semi-glass to glassy conditions. It can take the chop and punch through mushy shoulders better than most "big guy" boards. There is low to moderate rocker and "v". This is more of a gun than a rail to rail board, and is great for getting you in the right spot on those offshore days when others struggle with the takeoff. My other board is a 8' CI M13 with a rounded pin, heavy rocker and v with a pulled in tail, which is great for any conditions, but not for the type of waves the Rusty was made for, so a great compliment to the quiver. The Rusty is heavier and has a wider squash tail. I Caught several barrels today, in waist high, glassy offshore conditions. Waves were super fast, and many fun shaped and long boards couldn't make it into the critical sections, as they have trouble with the angle take off and steeper drop, along with the off shore winds pushing their big foam sails back. A great price on this baord, plus you save the taxes, unless you live in this state."

1) an 8'6" pig ass board is good for an advance surfer?
2) caught several barrels?

Barrels? In FL on a giant funboard? BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

guy is the biggest Donkey in the world!

First tracks



lucky bastards!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

California.....We're fucked!

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-budget12-2009feb12,0,5918831.story?track=rss

"Vehicle license fees would nearly double, going from the current rate of 0.65% to 1.15% of the value of a car or truck. The sales tax would increase by 1 cent, raising the rate in Los Angeles County to 9.75%. Gasoline taxes would increase by 12 cents a gallon. And Californians would pay a new surcharge on their personal income taxes, amounting to 2.5% of their total tax bills."

surcharge on income tax? WTF!!!!!!!
increased gasoline tax while decreasing spending on public transportation? FUK YOU CA state government!
What about cutting spending on government rather than social services (schools, roads, etc)? Of course politicians would have any of that.

Impeach Schwarzenegger and every other state Congressman/Senator

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

You be illin

couldn't tell if it was Run or DMC driving

Saturday, February 7, 2009

"Green" surfboards are NICE - new Country Feeling Surfboard

new 6'4" surfboard by Kyle Bernhardt and his Country Feeling line (http://www.countryfeelingsurfboards.com/). it has hemp cloth on the top. can't tell the difference between it and regular fiberglass. My little part of going "green". Kyle nailed it again for me. Another great board and this one done in an incredible turn around. Got to ride it today in some good HH+ surf and the board felt perfect.









Friday, February 6, 2009

spazin'



dawn patrol drive during LA freeway traffic

Monday, February 2, 2009

Help standup against unfair surfboard bag airline fees

sign the petition.

http://www.surfers-against-airline-fees.com/

yes there's probably extra cost to the airline in placing a surfboard bag on their plan due to the extra weight and length of the bag. however, a single or double shortboard bag can not be heavier than a golf bag. why then are we charged when golfers are not? airlines need to be consistent across all customers and stop discriminating surfers. either charge golfers, skiers, snowboarders, etc or don't charge surfers. Pick an option.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Scenery at 75

making the long section of the 394/14 drive back home sunday a little more interesting

















Monday, January 26, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Over hyping is contagious


even the city of ventura got caught up in the madness.
This is "high surf"? Come on people!



Sunday, January 18, 2009

Surflie.com caught in the act

1/18/09's report for C-Street:

" 4-6 ft. - shoulder high to 1 ft. overhead with occasional 7 ft. and fair+ conditions.

PM REGIONAL OVERVIEW: It's looking pretty fun out there this afternoon with plenty of chest-shoulder-head high waves making it through. Top spots see a few inconsistent larger sets. Conditions remain clean.

This Morning's Dawn Patrol: Clean workable lines with head high+ sets. A bit lully at times with + sets."

conditions at about 9:30/10am.



this was pretty typical as far as size goes for about a 10 minute period i watched it. HARDLY 4' to 6'. hardly anything in the overhead range, unless you happen to be a midget.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bad ASS!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090116/ap_on_re_us/plane_in_river_pilot

Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III
Shaft ain't nothing on this motherfucker.